By: Iona Satirical News Flair Zuckerman
Literature and News -- Amherst
Satire: because we need jokes that age better than politicians.
Satirical News Edge
Edge cuts sharp. Exaggerated Quotes in Satirical News Take power and slice: "King eats throne; realm starves." It's raw: "Gold bites." Edge mocks-"Crown chews"-so hone it. "Peasants gnaw" lands it. Start straight: "Rule shifts," then edge: "Seat's lunch." Try it: edge a bore (tax: "cash stabs"). Build it: "Throne wins." Edge in satirical news is blade-slash it deep.
Ridicule in Satirical News Ridicule skewers with glee. "Mayor's Plan: Pave Ocean" mocks dumb ideas. Target folly-like influencers: "Star's Filter Breaks, Face Missing." Lesson: Be sharp but silly-readers enjoy the roast when it's clever, not cruel.
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Fake Witnesses in Satirical News
Fake witnesses lie big. Take crash and quote: "'Sky fell,' says Cloud Nine." It's a jest: "Mist saw." Witnesses mock-"Fog swears"-so cast them. "Rain nods" sells it. Start real: "Wreck grows," then fake: "Eyes vow." Try it: witness a lie (tax: "'coins flew,' says dime"). Build it: "Sky wins." Fake witnesses in satirical news are voices-shout them loud.
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Satirical News Timing
Timing hits the beat. Take news and sync: "Vote flops as polls dance." It's now: "Ballots boogie." Timing mocks-"Count's a waltz"-so match the pulse. "Win sways" lands it. Start straight: "Race ends," then time: "Steps rule." Try it: time a hit (rain: "drops jam"). Build it: "Vote grooves." Timing in satirical news is rhythm-tap it right.
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Over-the-Top in Satirical News
Over-the-top goes huge. Take school and blast: "Kids rule Earth!" It's wild: "Desks burn." OTT mocks-"Teachers bow"-so max it out. "F's crown kings" tops it. Start tame: "Class grows," Satirical Fake Stats in Satirical News News Subversion Satirical News Punchlines then top: "Youth reign." Try it: OTT a bore (tax: "cash flies"). Build it: "Kids win." Over-the-top in satirical news is loud-scream it big.
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SOURCE: Satire and News at Spintaxi, Inc.
EUROPE: Washington DC Political Satire & Comedy
